Friday, August 18, 2006

More headlines:
Turmoil in DotLand!
Black Queen accuses DotLand of skimming.
In a press conference from LibraryLand Black Dot Queen Magog said DotLand had been skimming the cream from the tithes for years. She claimed a long investigation had uncovered the plot and ended the nefarious practice.
Photo by Steffe
DotLand refutes claim in prepared statement from palatial retreat in Bora Bora.
DotLand pointed out that the tithes were homogenized so there was no cream to skim. The Black Queen is still unavailable for comment.

In a related story, Silver has been sent from DotLand to DesignLand. Notice of Silver's departure was posted on the LibraryLand Notice board after most villagers had retired to the pubs for TGIF. Silver's comment: "!!!"

souvenir of Dotland

Social Column
Queen MaGoG recently hosted a small but exclusive gathering in her modest suburban ranch house. Photo by antkriz





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