Proclamation from the Duke

Six Strategic Goals for our Duchy

General screwing up

There is no system that we cannot screw up. (Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool)

Administrative Screwing up
All central administration will be promoted to jobs beyond their capability to ensure that they will be able to always screw up under even the most unfavorable circumstances.
Specific screwing up
Each situation will be examined on it's own merits to determine the best way to screw it up.
Special projects screwing up
We must make sure all special projects are not overlooked in our continued quest to make this a completely screwed up duchy.
Site based screwing up
In the interests of site based decision making we must make sure that sites are given ample opportunity to screw up on their own. If they don't take advantage of these opportunities (or even if they do) we will screw them up from the top down.
Multicultural screwing up
We must make sure that all cultures and ethnicities are equally screwed up and over.

Signed
Black Dot Queen Magog for his Majesty the Duke