Thursday, November 02, 2006

Mysterious explosion rocks SNEAC

The normally quiet SNEAC building was jarred today by a series of explosions coming from Dotland. Despite initial reports of casualties and massive damage, Dotland and the rest of the SNEAC building appear to be intact. Survivors were initially dazed and confused. "I just ducked and ran for cover" reported one Dot. Investigators tracing the source of the explosions were able to determine that the new IDEA had exploded all over the Diva. The Dots were initially puzzled by the eruption. However, after discussion, the Dots concluded that the Black Queen has been stuffing the new IDEA with radioactive toxic waste about the Diva, turning the new IDEA into a ticking time bomb. After the Black Queen's preparation, it took only a simple word from the Diva to trigger the detonation. The Dots are trying to determine whether it will be necessary to call the Hazardous Waste Department to decontaminate the area. The Diva was seen leaving the building shortly after the outburst, looking shaken but unhurt. The IDEA was seen at the daily potluck looking somewhat deflated but otherwise normal. Since there is no discernible debris field, the Dots are hoping that tomorrow will bring a return to normalcy for Dotland.

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