The Dots are getting ready for the big beginning of the year party. They are worried about how to introduce all of the changes to everyone at the party. This is complicated by not being able find out what the changes are. The Lime Green Project Manager keeps promising to get back to them. He must not be leaving a trail of breadcrumbs because he never manages to find his way back. It turns out that breadcrumbs are very important in Destiny so maybe LGPM will figure it out soon. The LGPM was concerned that the Destiny screen colors didn't match the Duchy logo colors but fortunately Destiny has been give a waiver and doesn't have to match the logo. It's a different story for employers. The Duchy guarantees that all employees match the logo colors. Employees are always either scarlet with fury and frustration or have turned blue from holding their breath waiting for problems to be solved. What color are you currently? Are you holding your breath waiting for the new coordinator to be named? Remember you have to take a breath occasionally. The Duchy logo does not include Corpse Gray or Decomposition Green. Those colors would undoubtedly be a violation of your contract.
The Dots are trying to work out new terminology too. We no longer have the Grand Union. The new system is more of a collective, like the Borg Collective. We are Destiny. You have been assimilated. Silver is trying to figure out what kind of Destiny appliances she should order to better serve the collective. Perhaps a USB port in her left index finger?
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We have met DESTINY and she is not fun!!
But how can she be fun if the wonderful colored dots are trying to tell us how to use it, but they don't use it on a daily basis to know what the problems are!! And TITS sure don't use it!
What's wrong with this picture!! Where is reasoning when we need it?
Oh, sorry for a minute I forgot we work for TUSD!!
Frustrated "already" peasant
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