Another day of unrest in the Duchy
The venerable 10th Street Journal reports that sales of durable goods such as pitchforks, torches, tar, feathers, and rails are up. Sales of office supplies and books are hitting bottom since none of the villages can figure out how to do the new paperwork required to buy anything. The Black Queen's stock is lower than emperor Shrub's ratings. Other Duchy stock is doing slightly better.
In a local note, the ghost of Silver was seen again in Dotland. Voices were heard from her empty cubicle. Calls were mysteriously transferred to a phone no one answered. TITS was heard arranging a 3 way conference call with TITS, a village Dot, and Silver's empty cubicle. The harassed Dots of Dotland refuse to discuss these manifestations. When asked about the "Exorcist Wanted" sign in the window of Black Dot Castle, the Black Queen refused to answer.