True Crime Weekly
Investigation into Dotland 
Disappearances continues
Disappearances continuesIs the Black Dot Queen covering up?
The Black Dot Queen attempted to prevent the press from taking photographs of a possible crime scene being investigated by Duchy police in the mysterious disappearance of 4 Dots from Dotland last week.
Duchy Police are not commenting on the DNA tests on these stains found in Dotland. What horrors happened here?
In related news, the Weekly received an anonymous tip that Silver has been seen in TITS. The Black Queen had no statement for the press.
2 comments:
Tales of the plight of the agitated dots has reached the far away kingdom of the Valley of the Sun. An emissary was sent just last weekend to conduct a suicide watch for purple dot.
To all dots just know that prayers are offered daily for each of you and a particular curse has been launched toward the Black Dot Queen. May she grow a boil where the sun don't shine.
A sympathizer
How much more can Dotland endure? Chaos and confusion reign in Libraryland without their wisdom to help the poor peasants and their leaders. The Black Queen keeps trying to explain the problems away, but her voice is less convincing than ever! Written complaints by way of mail posts prove there is great distress among the leaders, as well as village dukes that don't know what the #$&% they are talking about.
Confusion abounds!! Peasants are hiding their pitchforks and tar is being collected for torches. The Black Queen would be smart to post guards near her quarters, before the peasants revolt!
Weary peasant
Post a Comment