CI, CI, O

Old Duke Phfffr had a duchy
CI, CI, O
And in the duchy he had some schools
CI, CI, O
With a test, test here and a fail, fail there
Here a test, there a fail, everywhere a test failed
Old Duke Phfffr had a duchy
CI, CI, O

Old Duke Phfffr had a duchy
CI, CI, O
And in the duchy he had a network
CI, CI, O
With a router down here and a switch down there
Here a dead hub, there no connection, everywhere a network failed
Old Duke Phfffr had a duchy
CI, CI, O

Old Duke Phfffr had a duchy
CI, CI, O
In that duchy he needed a -- CIO
CI, CI, O
With new software here, old hardware there,
Here no M&O, there a Soft Capital Committee, everywhere a Duchy failed
Old Duke Phfffr had a duchy
CI, CI, O

Will this CIO last longer than the last Director of Technology and Telecommunications?
When this CIO quits, will his resignation letter be printed in the daily paper?
CI, CI, O!