The Job Chimera

The Job Beast is definitely some sort of Chimera. The White Tornado had a detailed description which seems to bear no relationship to the current Job Beast. Speculation now is that this is a genetically engineered beast created specifically for ... (gasp)....GoG. In addition to the Job Beast we were apparently supposed to see another fabled creature this week, the new Org Chart. The New and Improved Org Chart was waved briefly in front of the audience at this week's meeting of the Bored. However, a few members of the audience were unfortunately still awake so the Bored tabled the New and Improved Org Chart until another meeting away from curious public taxpayer eyes. Hmmmm.