Security risks

The Dots cannot use flash drives because that would be a security risk. However, as Purple pointed out, allowing the chimpanzees in the Castle to run the Duchy is an even greater security risk. Purple, Silver, and Sage were attempting to divine the new Org Chart based on clues in the posted job descriptions. However, they were unable to determine which statements were true clues and which was just normal Duchy incompetence. At that point they gave up on the org chart and turned to other possibilities. The Dots were closely questioning YellowandBlack Dot about the new Cannon in Bombs and Engineering. YellowandBlack assured them that the Cannon was a compact model and would easily fit in a car trunk. "Oh, good." said Sage, "No trailer hitch". ("At this point there's a gap in the recording." "What recording?" "Never mind. Just ignore the little antennas in the leftoever cherry tomatoes.") "(inaudible)...back up to the front doors, pop the trunk, fire a volley through the front doors, and leave." said Sage. "A drive-by volley!" crowed Silver. "But's a Canon, not a cannon." said YellowandBlack. "Doesn't matter" said Purple, "It'll still work. We can bury them in paper." (The rest of the conversation was lost when someone ate the cherry tomato.)