The dilemma with Dibbles
Is your village afflicted with Dibbles? No, not tribbles, Dibbles. Tribbles are cute, furry, lovable, and very cheap. Dibbles are expensive, ugly, heavy, blunt instruments for destroying literacy. Want to see what some of the experts say about Dibbles? Check out the Vermont Society for Study of Education.
After looking at the site, I asked someone why on earth the Duchy is buying Dibbles. The response I received was "Nickleby". Duchies that buy Dibbles get more more from Nickleby's friend, Emporer Shrub, than Duchies that don't buy Dibbles. Is Dibbles a division of Halliburton?