Wednesday, September 06, 2006

Dispatches from Dotland
All the Dots have been preparing for their part of the D1 Summit tomorrow, trying to get their anger and frustration out of the way before meeting with the White Queen. Rumor is that some of the villagers are pretty frustrated as well. Could we send the Black Dot Queen to Swiss Finishing School so she can learn to answer her mail and and send thank you notes like a well brought up little Queen? And what can we do about her snaky friend? Suggestions are welcome. Maybe we should have a contest? Best Solution to the GoG problem - Winner gets a picture of an all expenses paid trip to the luxurious Dotland Retreat in Bora Bora.

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

Oh, me! Me! I have a suggestion. A long walk off a short dock? But it's hard to find a dock in the desert, short or no. Hmmmm. I know! I know! Bamboo shoots. No! Water torture. But it's still a desert. Um, um. Oh, dybits! I guess I'll go take some more nat mur.

You know who of the purple variety

Anonymous said...

This peasant would like to know what "nat mur" is! Is is something we should all be taking to calm our frustrations with Gog and Gag??? Does it make them disappear or answer e-mail? Where can I get some?

Frustrated peas

Anonymous said...

Nat mur is a homeopathic remedy especially meant to help balance one's mental/emotional state. There aren't enough drugs in the universe to make the Black Queen either disappear or return emails, sad to say.

Purp