Dotland Sunday Times

"First weeks of school a HUGE success" reports Black Dot Queen Magog.

"Good news is coming in from all over the duchy. All of our students, our teachers, and our administrators are above average."

Dotland Daily

True Crime Weekly retracts!

True Crime Weekly reported earlier on mysterious disappearances in Dotland. This reporter has learned that True Crime Weekly now attributes that report to a single misguided reporter who has "left the duchy". Dotland Daily is happy to report the actual facts about the disappearances in Dotland. The first Dot to "disappear" was Navy. Reliable sources report that Navy has assumed the persona of First Dit and is now in Busland. Despite occasional trauma from buses backing up, Navy is well and corresponding regularly with old friends in Dotland. However, Dotland and Bits still miss Navy dreadfully. The next disappearance was Pink. She has since reported in from Cajero-by-the-Freeway and was rumored to have visited Dotland recently. Next was Red who went to work for the Welcome Wagon. Without Pink and Red, the White Light of Dotland is distinctly off-colour. The most mysterious disappearance was Silver, who disappeared and reappeared several times. You could say she "flickered." Actually, some Dots and the White Queen claim that Silver was always there despite contrary statements by the Black Queen. The status at press time is that all parties now report the Silver is still in Dotland and will continue to be in Dotland despite occasional forays to Studioville.

Future of Dotland in hands of Queens

Despite meetings with the Black Queen and the White Queen, there is still duchy-wide uneasiness about the future of Dotland. The White Queen is telling everyone that Dotland will never disappear. The Dots are concerned that the Queen is confusing the actual Dots of Dotland with a tastefully framed picture of the Dots that has appeared in several places recently. The Dots are afraid the picture will be kept and the actual Dots will be Ditted. It is hoped that the ongoing D1 Summit talks will clarify the situation.