True Crime Weekly

Librarians on Drugs?

Is drug use rampant in the Duchy? Sources inside Dotland have reported seeing Dots huddled in corners surreptiously exchanging HOMEOPATHIC drugs and giggling wildly . When pressured some Dots have admited to abusing Nat Mur and blame it on the stress of dealing with the Black Dot Queen. In the villages, both peasants and librarians have admited to increased use of NSAIDs, Happy Hour, and massages. What is the Duchy doing to curb this epidemic? The Black Dot Queen denies being aware of any problems. What drug is she using?