Battle Hymn of Black Dot Castle

Everybody was e-mail fighting
Those bytes were fast as lightning
It was really frightening
They fought with expert typing

She was a nasty Duchy Queen from nasty Duchy town
She was chopping them up and chopping them down
It's an ancient Duchy art and she certainly knew her part
From a slur into a slip and shooting from the hip

Everybody was e-mail fighting
Those bytes were fast as lightning
It was really frightening
They fought with expert typing

There was the Diva who's divine and a Queen with too much whine
They said here comes the White Queen, let's get it on now
They took a mouse and made a stand, started typing to beat the band
The typing made the network skip, now Outlook's on a brand new trip

Everybody was e-mail fighting
Those bytes were fast as lightning
It was really, really frightening
They fought with expert typing

Everybody was e-mail fighting
Those bytes were fast as lightning
Make sure you have expert typing
E-mail fighting, have to be fast as lightning