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Faux News Channel reports Duchy "couldn't be better".
Today Black Queen's spokesperson, GoG, in a rare appearance on the Faux News Channel Calamity and Homés show, said that the Black Queen's approval ratings were at an all time high. (Wait, that might actually be true. The new people haven't figured out who to blame yet.) GoG stated that the Black Queen has saved the Duchy several million dollars by eliminating Dotland last year. "But Dotland is still there" interjected Homés. "No, it's not" replied GoG, "It was eliminated that year. I announced it myself". "But..." Homés tried again. "I've been in the Sneak building and I've seen with my own eyes that Dotland no longer exists. " continued GoG. "How?!" said Homés. "By closing my eyes tightly, putting my fingers in my ears, and humming loudly, I was able to absolutely verify the non-existence of Dotland. If I had been able to hold my breath longer I wouldn't have smelled the potluck and birthday cake. Just adopt my philosophy of Hear No Dots, See No Dots, and Speak To No Dots and you'll be amazed at the things that vanish. " At that point, Homés threw down the mike and left the set muttering, "Yeah, like reality and common sense!" Calamity and GoG then spent a happy ten minutes debating the merits of humming loudly versus singing "la, la, la" and reminiscing about other things that could be made to non-exist like evolution, the budget deficit, and peasants.