Have you wondered why GoG is so reluctant to enter Dotland? Why does the Black Dot Queen say that the level of unrest and animosity in the Snavely-Nurdling Educational Assets Centre, home of Dotland, is such that UN peacekeepers are needed? And why is the Black Queen trying so hard to get two of her teachers into SNEAC? Your interpid reporter decided to do some on-location investigation. At first all seemed well. The people appeared friendly and welcoming. The first inkling of trouble came when I happened upon a meeting that included both Studioland and Dotland, heads close together, obviously collaborating. When they realized an outsider was present, they quickly snarled insults at each other and left. Looking back I saw them begin working together again. Later I see, Yellow-and-Black Dot from Bondland (no, not Bombland. There is no Bombland in the Duchy. Although with the level of unrest among both the peasants and the teachers, can Bombland be far behind?). Yellow-and-Black was having lunch with Red from ScienceLand and Purple from Dotland. Again, the congenial gathering was quickly broken up when they realized that I was a reporter. It was clear I wasn't going to find much without some real digging. Surreptiously opening an unguarded cabinet I found an ominous placard shoved behind some books. It said Resistance is futile. You will be assimilated. By accident I came across the final and most damning piece of evidence. It was a portfolio with complete plans, drawings, and color schemes for creating an inviting workspace for the Black Queen's teachers. In addition to the space design there were plans for potlucks and other collaborations between StudioLand, Dotland, ScienceLand and the new teachers. The Black Queen is doomed. She will never understand why her new teachers are suddenly producing wonderful lessons that include art and science and library resources. No wonder GoG is so reluctant to come near SNEAC. GoG only collaborates with herself. She might melt if exposed to the normal level of cooperation in SNEAC.
Wednesday, October 11, 2006
Secrets of SNEAC
Have you wondered why GoG is so reluctant to enter Dotland? Why does the Black Dot Queen say that the level of unrest and animosity in the Snavely-Nurdling Educational Assets Centre, home of Dotland, is such that UN peacekeepers are needed? And why is the Black Queen trying so hard to get two of her teachers into SNEAC? Your interpid reporter decided to do some on-location investigation. At first all seemed well. The people appeared friendly and welcoming. The first inkling of trouble came when I happened upon a meeting that included both Studioland and Dotland, heads close together, obviously collaborating. When they realized an outsider was present, they quickly snarled insults at each other and left. Looking back I saw them begin working together again. Later I see, Yellow-and-Black Dot from Bondland (no, not Bombland. There is no Bombland in the Duchy. Although with the level of unrest among both the peasants and the teachers, can Bombland be far behind?). Yellow-and-Black was having lunch with Red from ScienceLand and Purple from Dotland. Again, the congenial gathering was quickly broken up when they realized that I was a reporter. It was clear I wasn't going to find much without some real digging. Surreptiously opening an unguarded cabinet I found an ominous placard shoved behind some books. It said Resistance is futile. You will be assimilated. By accident I came across the final and most damning piece of evidence. It was a portfolio with complete plans, drawings, and color schemes for creating an inviting workspace for the Black Queen's teachers. In addition to the space design there were plans for potlucks and other collaborations between StudioLand, Dotland, ScienceLand and the new teachers. The Black Queen is doomed. She will never understand why her new teachers are suddenly producing wonderful lessons that include art and science and library resources. No wonder GoG is so reluctant to come near SNEAC. GoG only collaborates with herself. She might melt if exposed to the normal level of cooperation in SNEAC.
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