Monday, October 02, 2006

Turf Wars

The Black Queen has gotten territorial again and has been flinging pigeons like mad at The Diva over a small piece of real estate. The Black Queen thought she had the deal locked up but didn't bother with a title search. The Diva of StudioLand had a prior claim. When the Black Queen discovered this she attacked with full pigeon brigades, again without bothering to visit the site. In between warding off pigeons, the Diva called in the decorators, the painters, the florists, the artists, the musicians, the calligraphers and the party planners. The Queen said she needed the space for storing teachers. She must be thinking of really small teachers since it's a really small lot. By the time the Black Queen gets around to checking, The Diva will have erected a new museum on the site and will have a full tour schedule of educators and out of town luminaries waiting to see new space. The Black Queen is just too inattentive to keep up in the fast-paced Duchy real estate market.

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