Thursday, October 19, 2006

Daring daylight robbery at Dot Castle!

The Dotland Daily
Today the SNEAC building was buzzing with the news of a daring daylight robbery at Dot Castle. A priceless architectural print was stolen from Dot Castle, in broad daylight, from under the noses of the Dot Castle staff. The Dotland Daily was able to obtain an exclusive interview with a Mystery Dot who may have been involved in the crime. Her, uh, the Dot's identity has been concealed.
Dotland Daily Were you acting alone?
Mystery Dot No.
DD
Who else was involved?
Dot I have no comment at this time.
DD Why did you do it?
Dot I had no choice. The Diva was putting relentless pressure on us.
DD What did the Diva want?
Dot There was a bare spot on the wall and she wanted it covered up.
DD What did you do?
Dot We were desparate when someone remembered an architectural print in a stairwell in Dot Castle. He , uh, this person, said it had been there several years because it had fallen off the wall and no one could figure out whose responsibility it was to rehang it. He, uh, this person drew me a map. He, uh, this person, said I could go in the front door, straight to the stairwell, pick up the print and then walk casually out the side door with the print. I followed his, uh, this person's, instructions. No one even noticed me.
DD Where is the print now?
Dot Hanging on the bare spot.
DD What did the Diva say?
Dot She said "It's still kind of bare. Can you steal another one?" so we did.
DD You stole two prints from Dot Castle?!
Dot Naw, we just snuck into an empty office in the SNEAC building and took one off the wall.
DD Do you expect to be charged with robbery?
Dot If I get charged, I'm not going down alone! I want a lawyer!

The Dotland Daily was also able to talk with a witness from Dot Castle.
DD Did you see anything suspicious?
Witness No.
DD You didn't notice someone walking out with a huge architectural print?
Witness Oh, that! I saw that.
DD What did you say?
Witness Thank God! That thing has been in the way for two years now.

The Dotland Daily will continue to follow up on this breaking story.

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